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Son of a bitch

So I am at work and I spilled my drink. And or course out of all the places the water could land the majority of it landed on my crotch. So not only is it cold I have a huge wet spot on my pants. It does not look like I wet my pants. It look like my bladder  exploded. Thankfully there is a counter that goes up to my waist so I should be able to hide my little accident.

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badtyler
Aug. 24th, 2008 10:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, that sucks!
I'm not laughing, really.

Except that I am.

Well... you must be dry by now.
scissorknot
Aug. 24th, 2008 11:05 pm (UTC)
Yeah it is dry. But dear lord was crotch cold for like two and a half hours.
badtyler
Aug. 25th, 2008 04:25 pm (UTC)
That doesn't exactly make being at work any more fun, does it?

*pats your shoulder*
scissorknot
Aug. 26th, 2008 02:58 am (UTC)
It made it very onteresting at least. I made the mistake of trying to stand in front of fan to try and dry it off. Big mistake. It just made my crotch even more cold.
badtyler
Aug. 26th, 2008 04:11 am (UTC)
A blowdryer would have come in handy...
scissorknot
Aug. 26th, 2008 07:58 pm (UTC)
True but sadly I do not tend to carry one with me. Maybe I should start now.
badtyler
Aug. 26th, 2008 10:37 pm (UTC)
Think of it this way... you could always use it to pretend to rob grocery stores, like Brad Pitt showing Geena Davis in 'Thelma and Louise'... remember he demonstrated with a blowdryer?

:)
scissorknot
Sep. 17th, 2008 05:19 am (UTC)
Yeah for some reason I think holding up a grocery store with a hair dryer would be a very bad idea. And if I got to jail it has to be for something cooler than holding up the local Piggly Wiggly
badtyler
Sep. 17th, 2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
True. That's just embarrassing.
You'd never live that down!
deelitefullee
Aug. 25th, 2008 04:01 am (UTC)
Um, bladder explosion... I'm dying. Scissorknot wet his pants!
scissorknot
Aug. 25th, 2008 05:58 am (UTC)
Yeah. Ice water on your crotch for a good day does not make.
anglophile2007
Sep. 12th, 2008 04:38 am (UTC)
Though you would appreciate this.


Since you said it looked like you wet yourself. It's from Snuff Box is fucking hilarious
scissorknot
Sep. 17th, 2008 05:20 am (UTC)
Re: Though you would appreciate this.
Well who knew I was just wearing the latest fashion trend.

Edited at 2008-09-17 05:21 am (UTC)
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