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I just go Japanese Spam.

Now weird is that. The entire message is in Japanese. I went to free translation because I was curious what it was. Turns out it was spam. This is what I got.


全台口碑第一名!
十萬元內馬上來電馬上借專線

銀行雨天收傘,我們雪中送炭
個人戶,小公司營運週轉金、家庭薪水不夠用,臨時急用調沒錢嗎?
免押保、免手續費、輕鬆借、迅速解決您資金上困難
用幾天算幾天,不用看人臉色,30分鐘現金送到您手上
專人服務、不必匯款、免受騙、歡迎來電

超低利率月息三百元起 專人服務、不心匯款、免受騙、歡迎來電比較

專業真誠.審核快速.確實保密.快速放款.只要您馬上來電.就馬上借貸 股票交割代墊款

經營項目:1.汽車借款,速度快、不必留車 2.鑽石、名錶3.房屋二胎輕鬆借 本公司多年以誠信.專業的經營理念.幫您解決短期資金調度的需求


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0938-298-049 林代書

and this is what the web sight gave me (I bloded a few interesting words)


All the unit tradition No. one persons!
10 萬 source? 借專 line on a/the 來電 horse on a/the horse

《主語なし》Am I a 送 charcoal individual during a/the bank bad weather 收 umbrella, I 們 snow? Small company 營 luck week 轉 gold, home fuel and water non? 《主語なし》For, temporary urgent business with a touch of 沒錢? an is it ?
免押保, 免 hand 續 expense, 輕 blowhole 借, fast solution? How many how many of sky arithmetic sky, for difficulty do care for useless on the funds and be bell cash 送到 30 minutes person 臉 color? 專 person service, un必匯款, 免受騙, 歡迎來電 on the hand

Ultra low interest rate month breath 300 former 起專 person service, unheart 匯款, 免受騙, 歡迎來電 comparison

《主語なし》It is real true 專 business. A/the hearing core high speed. 確 Jitsu 保密. High speed 放款. The 只 point? It is 來電 on a/the horse. 《主語なし》Is it a 借貸 crotch vote 交 spite reign on a/the 就 horse? 款

《主語なし》A/the 經營 item: be it 1. train loan, speed 快, un必留 car 2. 鑽 stone, name? 《主語なし》3. it is this bunch home 2 womb 輕 blowhole 借 company many years 以 true trust. 經營 idea. of 專 business? ? 需求 of solution short term funds furniture


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badtyler
Nov. 28th, 2008 03:40 pm (UTC)
The icon says it all.

???
scissorknot
Nov. 30th, 2008 05:22 pm (UTC)
Yeah seriously. I really want to know what is up with the crotch vote.
badtyler
Nov. 30th, 2008 11:26 pm (UTC)
Bwah!
scissorknot
Dec. 13th, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC)
Thought you would find it funny that I got another one recently.
badtyler
Dec. 14th, 2008 12:18 am (UTC)
I did, because I very rarely say 'BWAH' and I'm saying it again.

Damn it, my back is starting to bother me. But, to be fair, it's better than it was. However, it may be time to stretch out on the couch and look at my hideous Christmas tree.
:)

Edited at 2008-12-14 12:19 am (UTC)
scissorknot
Dec. 16th, 2008 08:31 pm (UTC)
Glad you did. I was going to try and half ass translate that one two but I really want to see any more crotch votes and blow holes.

Now does looking at the tree make the back feel better or worse?
badtyler
Dec. 16th, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
Better, I guess. It certainly takes tradition and turns it upside down. The more I look at it, the more I like it.

I wonder why you keep getting those things.
And why are they in Japanese?
scissorknot
Dec. 21st, 2008 03:03 pm (UTC)
I know right. I get the whole stupid African Royalty ones but they are all in English. I mean how the hell did my email address end up on some Japanese spam list?
badtyler
Dec. 21st, 2008 05:29 pm (UTC)
It's a mystery, alright.

???
scissorknot
Dec. 25th, 2008 06:45 am (UTC)
Just got another one yesterday. I wonder if there is a link I to unsubscribe to it in the email? How I ever signed up for them in the first place I will never know.
badtyler
Dec. 25th, 2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
Another one?

Maybe the link or the information on how to make it stop is in Japanese?
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