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How scissorknotlost his mind. If you were not aware I fucking hate Christmas Carols. There is like only five different ones and they have all been covered a million times. And having to listen to them while I am at work makes me want to pull out all my fucking hair one piece at a time. I cannot wait for this damn holiday to be over with and all those horrible songs are gone for another year. Not to be a total downer here is a video to laugh at.

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badtyler
Dec. 21st, 2008 05:35 am (UTC)
I know. They are impossible to get away from! And then they get stuck in your head.
I made up some raunchy lyrics for a few carols once. Damn... I should have written them down.

Not much longer...
BTW-- It's great to just click on a vid again.
scissorknot
Dec. 21st, 2008 02:27 pm (UTC)
Thankfully they never get stuck in my head. But I think that is because they annoy me so damn much. I probably should have made up lyrics to it. Then maybe I would not be so annoyed by the real ones. Like the one that turned mistletoe in to a verb. I think the lyric is "There will be much mistletoing". How the hell do you mistletoe something?

Only four more days.
badtyler
Dec. 21st, 2008 05:13 pm (UTC)
I detest when people go and make nouns into verbs.

Let the countdown begin...

Here's a bit of MY version of 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas':

We wish you would shut the fuck up!
We wish you would shut the fuck up!
We wish you would shut the fuck up-
and leave us alone.

Heh.

Edited at 2008-12-21 05:13 pm (UTC)
scissorknot
Dec. 25th, 2008 06:15 am (UTC)
I am not that much of a grammar nazi but it just bugged the crap out of me. I think the main reason it did is because they played it so damn much. I just kept saying "How they hell can you mistletoe something?"

I have to say that is probably one of the best versions ever. Just needs a fuckers in there somewhere and it would be perfect.
badtyler
Dec. 25th, 2008 03:15 pm (UTC)
I think 'fuckers' is in there somewhere... probably the second verse.

You CANNOT 'mistletoe' anything.
PERIOD.

:)
scissorknot
Dec. 28th, 2008 02:44 pm (UTC)
There we go. We have the perfect carol.

Thank you. I am pretty sure most of my coworkers think I am crazy because of that. But still stop turing nouns in to verbs. It does not work.
badtyler
Dec. 28th, 2008 03:28 pm (UTC)
Word that makes me homicidal: 'impactful'... WTF?

"Where are you 'summering' this year?"

"I don't know, but you're going to end up in Grammar Hell."

Heh.
trillingstar
Dec. 21st, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
*whispers* I like carols... but I hate the radio stations that play them 24/7 for like a month, so if I had to listen to them all day, I'm sure I would hate them too.

When I worked as a barista, we were only allowed to play the oldies station, and MAN, you'd think only about fifteen songs had been invented before "modern-day". Loop. Loop. Loop. I think I could still name all fifteen, if I had to... and then I'd probably murder someone.

It must be a government conspiracy... ;)
scissorknot
Dec. 25th, 2008 06:20 am (UTC)
My best friend loves them too. I can take them but 40 hours of them in a week is way to many in my book. I was thinking about stealing the power cord to the stereo and not giving it back until after Christmas. I have to admit that I was tempted to play some of my christmas music. I have a few metal christmas albums that I could have played because it would have fallen in to the only christmas music policy we had.

I can take songs on loop if I like them. But having to do that with songs you hate it hell.
rhymephile
Dec. 22nd, 2008 08:51 pm (UTC)
LOL, I love that Family Guy bit! Thanks for posting.
scissorknot
Dec. 25th, 2008 06:20 am (UTC)
No problem. Glad you enjoyed it.
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