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Another drabble from the tree

Title: Cupcakes
Characters: Father Ray and Sister Pete
Rating: G

 

Mukada tried to balance the box and books in one had while he opened the door with no luck. The objects took a tumble to the floor and landed with a splat, the book effectively crushing the box and all its contents.

"What happened Ray?"

"Hey. Pete Just a little accident. I never was good at doing two things at once. Well these are trash."

"What's all over the book?"

"Frosting. I got you some cupcakes for your birthday but looks like they are trash now."

Pete smiled and patted Ray on the shoulder. "You are such a sweet heart Ray. But I hate cupcakes."

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badtyler
Jan. 26th, 2009 05:47 pm (UTC)
Awww, poor Mukada.

He can give me smushed cupcakes anytime. I'd eat the frosting right off the book covers.

Like Rachel and Joey eating dropped cheesecake from the hallway floor on 'Friends'...

Five second rule!

Pete DOES seem to be more of a pie or cobbler nun, anyway.

Nice work.
Maybe we should expand into baked goods?

BSTV cookies.
All handmade... by by whose hands?
:)
scissorknot
Jan. 29th, 2009 01:23 am (UTC)
I love Ray but he just seemed so out of place in OZ. He would have been eaten alive.

Yeah I so do not follow the five second rule. Once something has hit the ground it is gone. It really sucks when it happens at work. Because it always happens when I am eating something I really like. Make me so mad.

I like that idea. And we could make specail baked goods for people we just loved. Add a little ground glass frosting to the top. Nothing says I love you like herpes and cut up insides.
badtyler
Jan. 29th, 2009 01:55 am (UTC)
I agree. I don't think that he would have realistically lasted more than, say, a week. Tops.

Of course it's always something you really want to eat... if it's crap, who cares if it hits the floor?
:)

Oooh. Nothing says I love you like herpes and internal bleeding. That so needs to be on one of our HUGE billboards.
scissorknot
Jan. 29th, 2009 07:33 am (UTC)
He was just to nice. I mean come one he was held hostage in his office by an inmate and he still tried to help him out later on the show. But dear lord that scene with him singing Leather. Freakin' hilarious.

I think we need to expand in to greeting cards. I know I would give people cards with some of the things we both come up with for special occasions.
badtyler
Jan. 29th, 2009 10:04 pm (UTC)
Maybe we could do some musical greeting cards... Leather would make a particularly good one, don't you think?

Together we come up with some weird stuff. But it's GOOD weird.
scissorknot
Feb. 1st, 2009 05:09 pm (UTC)
That would be a great card. Not like those crappy one that play cheese songs. Those annoy me to no end.
badtyler
Feb. 1st, 2009 11:21 pm (UTC)
I HATE THEM.

Into the garbage, STAT!

We could do so much better. Even if we were wearing Snuggies.
Heh.
scissorknot
Feb. 5th, 2009 08:17 pm (UTC)
The Snuggies would make it better I think. Help us to get in to the right cultish frame of mind. Of course we would never let anyone know we wore those things.
badtyler
Feb. 5th, 2009 10:08 pm (UTC)
NEVER. We would take that secret to our graves!
scissorknot
Feb. 8th, 2009 02:34 pm (UTC)
Oh we can even get Sunggies coffins. We would have the most comfortable coffins in the after life. Ah yeah.
badtyler
Feb. 8th, 2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
Nothing says eternal comfort like being entombed in a backwards bathrobe!
hahaha...
scissorknot
Feb. 17th, 2009 11:18 pm (UTC)
So true. We should have that put on our head stones. In just very small font.
badtyler
Feb. 17th, 2009 11:40 pm (UTC)
Oh... I just laughed so loud I woke up one of the cats.

Now he's looking at me with that pissy pussy expression on his face.
I do not feel guilty. They wake me up all the time at 4:00 AM.

DO NOT WANT.
*g*
roguemarch
Jan. 27th, 2009 02:14 am (UTC)
Hahaha poor Ray, he is such a sweetie!
scissorknot
Jan. 29th, 2009 01:26 am (UTC)
Ray was like the nicest guy on the show. Even when he got mad he was still so damn nice.
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