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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I set jackiesjunkie</lj>'s puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I put gum in blackchaps</lj>'s hair (-12 points). In March I gave lalioz</lj>a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I pulled over and changed deelitefullee</lj>'s flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-54 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
scissorknot

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deelitefullee
Oct. 25th, 2006 06:07 am (UTC)
Wow, you were really naughty! I do thank you though for changing my flat tire. I didn't realize it was you or I would have smacked your ass when you bent over to put on the tire.
scissorknot
Oct. 25th, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC)
Sadly that isn't even my highest one. I had over 7000 evil points on my first one but I closed the window before I copied the results.
jackiesjunkie
Oct. 25th, 2006 08:35 am (UTC)
*note to self* Beat up scissorknot for setting my dog on fire.
scissorknot
Oct. 25th, 2006 02:59 pm (UTC)
Yeah sorry about that. I must have been drunk or something because I don't remember that. My bad.
blackchaps
Oct. 25th, 2006 01:10 pm (UTC)
*sticks out tongue at you*
scissorknot
Oct. 25th, 2006 03:02 pm (UTC)
Hey at least you did not get the dutch oven. I still do not see how that is only worth -10.
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