French kissing. Just so you know I am not that random I was listening to this song That's Life by Bif Naked. But I just don't get it. I think there are two reasons why I am anti-French kiss. Reason 1. I do not have the right tongue for it. It is just way to short. it barely reaches the top of my lips when I stick it out all the way. Reason 2. I am a little anti-tongue. This came from when I was a little kid I was in my grandfathers store eating something and I ended up biting of the tip of my tongue. Yes I bit it off. I even remember spitting out part of it. To this day my tongue is still flat at the tip because of that. That is the end of my psycho rambling